New Monster Flavors! All the Intel on Monster Killer Brew
People gloss over Monster’s line of canned coffees. With all the hubbub over the newest Ultra flavors, it’s easy to forget that there’s an entire group of people who only drink Java Monster. That...
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We’re Not Nuts Trader Joe’s Nuts About Elote Mix
Someone at Trader Joe’s must own stock in elotes. For one smallish grocery store, they simply have too many elotes-flavored products for that not to be the case. If you’re not familiar, elotes are...
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6 Best Barefoot Wine Flavors
You’ve probably had Barefoot wine. If you’ve ordered wine on a plane or been to an art gallery reception or gone to the “wine hour” at a mid-range hotel, you’ve definitely had Barefoot wine. And it’s...
View ArticleWhat Is in 5-Hour Energy?
I am on record for my controversial distaste of energy drinks; I previously dragged Red Bull’s flavor which riled some people up. But let’s face it folks: I drink my coffee black. Getting taste tips...
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We Tried the New Red Bull Winter Edition for 2024
The 2024 Red Bull Winter Edition might be the most inconsistently-named energy drink released in recent memory. Depending on your country of residence, this new Red Bull flavor will be labeled “Iced...
View ArticleTropical New Mountain Dew Flavor Coming in 2025 (But It’s Very Exclusive!)
It probably feels like we talk about Mountain Dew a lot here on Sporked, and you would be absolutely right—we do, quite often! PepsiCo is constantly blessing us with new flavors. And in addition to...
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The Best Banquet Frozen Meals, Ranked
The best Banquet frozen meals—which now include the newer, bigger, (theoretically) better Banquet Mega Bowls—should be filling, flavorful, and addictive to eat. We’re not looking for high quality...
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Our Honest Review of the New Monster Ultra Vice Guava
Last week, I found a bright purple trapezoidal box on my doorstep. Opening said box caused a pop-up flamingo to raise its head up right next to a sample can of the newest Monster Energy flavor. Let’s...
View ArticleWhat to Buy at Costco if You’re Shopping for Two
Yes, I am the “What to Buy at Costco if You’re Single” guy, but it’s time to level up. Not in my personal life—I’m still struggling there. But that doesn’t stop me from walking the aisles of Costco...
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All the Best Pasta From Our Taste Tests
Listen up, pasta people. We’ve taste-tested our way through enough noodles to fill one of those huge, AI-generated luxury bathtubs, and we’re ready to dish on the best pasta options at the grocery...
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We Tried ‘Shmallow (Swiss Miss’s Marshmallow Whiskey), Our Thoughts
Hot cocoa season and whiskey season are one in the same. Nothing takes the edge of a chilly night like a cup of hot chocolate or a good slug of bourbon. So, it only seems natural that a hot cocoa...
View ArticleThis Just-Leaked A&W Flavor Is Ice Cream Sundae Flavored
If Coca-Cola and Pepsi are the Marvel and DC of the soda world, Keurig Dr Pepper is Dark Horse Comics. Many people don’t even know about this little third wheel of a company, but when you actually...
View ArticleWhat Is a Heath Bar?
When you’re a kid, the array of candy bars at your disposal is a bit limited. Not only because it’s tough to get your mitts on candy without your parents giving it to you, but because your taste is so...
View ArticleWho Nose What the New Holiday Oreos Look Like? We Do!
You better watch out, you better get hype, you better make sure that you always wipe, because not only is Santa Claus allegedly coming to town, we are also getting new holiday Oreos, otherwise known...
View ArticleThe Best Vegetarian Game Day Snacks
Everyone knows the real meat of a football watch party is the vegetarian snack spread. Now you may be wondering, with a culture so tied to buffalo wings and burgers and hot dogs and also more wings,...
View ArticleWhat Is Gingerbread?
Gingerbread is perhaps our most beloved baked good that can become a sentient cookie-man who will run, run as fast as he can. This much we know. It’s also largely associated with the holiday season,...
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The Best Trader Joe’s Cereal, Ranked
The Trader Joe’s cereal aisle is a good looking aisle. No, you won’t find Cheerios or Frosted Flakes, but you will find Joe’s O’s and…okay, their Frosted Flakes are still called Frosted Flakes, but...
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Best Maraschino Cherries for Cocktails, Sundaes, and More
You might think all maraschino cherries taste alike. But, after tasting 13 different maraschino cherries, I can tell you that they do not. Not only are there different kinds of cherries in a jar—fancy...
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The Best Microwave Mashed Potatoes Taste as Good as Homemade
When it comes to store bought mashed potatoes, there are a lot of options. You’ve got your just-add-water instant mashed potatoes nestled near the rice and pasta. Your frozen mashed potatoes are...
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Here’s What Halloween Candy You Are Based on Your Zodiac Sign
Halloween is just around the corner, which means the average American’s candy intake will increase by approximately 300%. No source for that one, just speaking from personal experience. But not...
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