We Tried Totino’s New Breakfast Pizza Rolls…and We Have Thoughts
What you are about to read is a positive review of Totino’s new breakfast pizza rolls…a positive review with a lot of caveats. Here at Sporked, there are several truths we hold to be self-evident. One...
View Article16 Jars of Trader Joe’s Pasta Sauce, Ranked
If you were shopping by packaging alone, you couldn’t go wrong with a Trader Joe’s pasta sauce. They all look like they taste incredible. They all sound like something you’d happily order at a...
View ArticleWhat Food Should We Taste and Rank Next?
As professional food taste testers, we’ve eaten a lot to help readers find the best stuff at the grocery store. We’ve tasted and ranked hot dog chili, chicken noodle soup, Swiss cheese, BBQ potato...
View ArticleWhat Is Dutch Crunch Bread?
Not unlike the baking process itself, it seems like the world of bread is always expanding. For every white, wheat, or rye there’s a regional variety that could be new to you. Today’s topic is a...
View ArticleWhat to Buy at Costco if You’re Single
Reeeeeeal funny having the incredibly single guy with a Costco membership write about what to buy at Costco if you’re single. You’re all lucky that I love Costco so much and go way too often—any...
View ArticleThe Best Frozen Lunches from Our Taste Tests
We know the drill. You start every week with the best intentions. You’re gonna spend Sunday planning your meals for the week and making pre-portioned healthy little lunches to bring to work. But then...
View ArticleThe Best Tomato Juice, Ranked (Now with Low Sodium Tomato Juice!)
The best tomato juice should be refreshing, savory, and have a deep tomato flavor. It should also strike the perfect balance of being not too thick (this ain’t soup, pal) and not too thin (no one...
View ArticleLove Fries in Your Shake? Ore-Ida Has the Ice Cream Collab for You
I am not personally one of those people who insist that french fries exist to be dipped into milkshakes. Have I tried it? Yes. Did I like it? Sure! Did I like it more than fries and milkshakes eaten...
View ArticleIs the New Korean BBQ SPAM Something to Savor or Skip?
There’s a new flavor of SPAM out on the shelves: Korean BBQ SPAM. As someone who had both the pleasure and misfortune of ranking the best canned hams a few months ago, I couldn’t wait to review this...
View ArticleWere Minute Maid Juice Bars Discontinued?
The weather has been unbearably hot recently, and that means that it’s time for a frozen treat. But today we’re leaving aside the popsicles and Italian ices to discuss a product you may not have...
View ArticleThe Best Hop Water for Booze-Free Refreshment
If you love a good IPA but you’ve kicked the sauce, the best hop water is a damn delight. Sure, there are loads of good non-alcoholic IPAs out there (we found a few when we ranked the best NA beers),...
View ArticleWhat Is Weck?
I love sandwiches, and I particularly love how they can become intrinsically tied to different regions. It’s no secret that I am a hoagie boy, but I also celebrate the grinder and the po boy. When it...
View ArticleThe Best Caviar You Can Buy Under $25 (Updated with a New #1!)
Cheap caviar is rarely the best caviar. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t good, cheap caviar out there. We tasted a bunch of different types of caviar, each of which cost less than $25, to find the...
View ArticleAn Honest Review of New Hidden Valley Ranch Cheez-Its
For a company with “hidden” in its name, Hidden Valley sure is all up in our faces with new products and collabs. In the past couple of years alone they’ve partnered with other packaged food brands to...
View Article7-Eleven Bringing Japanese Snacks and Practices to the U.S.
Despite offering a variety of treats like the Buffalo chicken roller we can’t get enough of or the infamous Big Gulp, 7-Eleven’s revenue has reportedly been on the decline in America. Which leaves...
View ArticleThere’s a New Reese’s Big Cup Coming This Winter
While this fall’s regular-sized Reese’s Cup variant may be on the boring side, the new Reese’s Big Cups coming down the line are anything but. Deep inside the Hershey laboratories, a hard-working...
View ArticleWe Tried the New Sunny D Flavors, Here’s Our Honest Review
Anyone of a certain age knows the refrain: “Soda, OJ, purple stuff, Sunny Delight!” For as long as that commercial has been rolling around in our heads, we’ve gone to Sunny D for one thing: bottles of...
View Article7 H Mart Frozen Foods You Should Be Buying
Are you an H Mart shopper? Chances are you were either introduced to the Asian food wonderland by family or by reading the New York Times best seller Crying in H Mart. Or maybe you’re not familiar...
View ArticleBest Caesar Dressing to Buy (Updated!)
The best caesar dressing is tangy, salty, and bright. It can be creamy or more similar to a vinaigrette. Both are great (when they’re done well, that is). And, for our purposes, the best caesar salad...
View ArticleWhich Tinned Fish Are You Based on Your Zodiac Sign?
I know what you are thinking: You can guess exactly which tinned fish you are based on your zodiac sign. You think you’ve got this one “in the can,” so to speak. Well, you are about to find out if you...
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